my anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun.

senpai-aleksandr:

When your parents are sleeping and you don’t want to make noise while going downstairs

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spookyghostcookies:

Dangan Ronpa + Text Posts

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

automatically:

trying to impress someone like

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I never said Pilot

I never said Pilot

agentnicdown:

  • Peter geeking out because Captain freakin’ America is listening to his mixtape on his Walkman and omg is he bobbing his head to the music OMG YES
  • Tony nerding out over Peter’s helmet, flicking it on and off and on and off and promising himself Yup, my suit’s gonna do…
Im so purple im black
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